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Colonoscopy for dummies / by Dobie, Kathleen A.a.;
Subjects: Colonoscopy.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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A gastroenterologist's guide to gut health : everything you need to know about colonoscopy, digestive diseases, and healthy eating / by Novick, David M.,1948-author.(CARDINAL)351135;
Includes bibliographical references and index.Introduction -- Diagrams of the gastrointestinal tract, colon, and gallbladder & pancreas -- Preparing for colonoscopy -- Sedation and anesthesia -- The colonoscopy -- Recovery after colonoscopy -- Putting colonoscopy in perspective: the evidence, quality issues, and surveillance intervals -- Colonoscopy: risks, alternatives, and barriers -- Overview of colon cancer -- Diverticulosis and diverticulitis -- Irritable bowel syndrome -- Inflammatory bowel disease -- Clostridium difficile infection, or C-Diff -- Hemorrhoids -- Evaluation of the esophagus, stomach, and small intestine -- Heartburn and reflux -- Disorders of the stomach and small intestine, including celiac disease -- Gallbladder and pancreas -- Hepatitis C -- Cirrhosis and the spectrum of liver disease -- Healthy eating -- How to get the most out of your visit to the doctor.
Subjects: Gastrointestinal system; Gastrointestinal system;
Available copies: 11 / Total copies: 13
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Sublime [videorecording] by Brewster, Paget,1969-(CARDINAL)550638; Cavanagh, Thomas,1963-(CARDINAL)357362; Coiro, Kat.; Cunningham-Eves, Katherine.; Gerrity, Dan.; Hilton-Jacobs, Lawrence,1953-; Jendresen, Erik.(CARDINAL)772591; Krantz, Tony.; Myrick, Daniel.; Newbern, George,1964-(CARDINAL)347552; Papazian, Shawn.; Rogers, David Clayton.; Shiban, John.; York, Kathleen.; Papazian-Hirsch Entertainment.; Raw Feed (Firm); Warner Home Video (Firm)(CARDINAL)218485;
Director of photography, Dermott Downs ; editor, Robert Florio ; music, Peter Golub ; production designer, Peter J. Hampton.Tom Cavanagh, Kathleen York, Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs, Katherine Cunningham-Eves, Paget Brewster, David Clayton Rogers, Dan Gerrity, George Newbern.George Grieves has just turned 40 and is being checked into Mt. Abaddon Hospital for a routine colonoscopy. The procedure goes wrong when charts are mixed up and the doctors make mistakes. Now, George is struggling against the nursing staff, cold hospital lawyers, an oddly distant family. To make matter worse, a formlessly sinister forces prowls the halls of the East Wing, which is currently under construction.MPAA rating: R; for disturbing violent content, language and sexuality.DVD, region 1, widescreen (letterbox, enhanced) presentation; Dolby Digital 5.1 surround, dual-layer.
Subjects: Feature films.; Horror films.; Medical films (Drama); Thrillers (Motion pictures, television, etc.); Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Feature films.; Horror films.; Horror films.; Horror; Medical films (Drama); Medical; Suspense films.; Thriller; Colonoscopy; Families; Feature films.; Hospital attorneys; Hospitals; Medical errors; Colonoscopy; Family; Hospital attorneys; Hospitals; Medical personnel;
Available copies: 3 / Total copies: 4
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Them Idiots: Whirled Tour (2002) [videorecording]
Blue Collar ComedyJeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill EngvallYou loved them on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and now Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy have reunited for an all-new comedy special. Filmed live in front of more than 11,000 fans at the Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, Them Idiots Whirled Tour features the signature humor of three of the most successful comedians in history. From jury duty to family weddings; colonoscopies to the McRibTM, nothing is off limits in this all new stand-up special. It also includes a brand new encore with the three guys trying to make each other laugh, as only they know how.Not Rated
Subjects: Comedy; Mature Humor; Redneck Humor;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Them idiots [videorecording] : whirled tour / by Polito, Ryan.; Engvall, Bill.(CARDINAL)646939; Larry,the Cable Guy.(CARDINAL)705376; Foxworthy, Jeff.(CARDINAL)355530; Collier, Reno.; Warner Bros. Records.(CARDINAL)842752;
Reno Collier, host ; Bill Engvall, Larry The Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy.Filmed live at the Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, April 22, 2011."You loved them on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and now Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy have reunited for an all-new comedy special. Filmed live in front of more than 11,000 fans at the Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, Them Idiots Whirled Tour features the signature humor of three of the most successful comedians in history. From jury duty to family weddings; colonoscopies to the McRib®, nothing is off limits in this all new stand-up special. It also includes a brand new encore with the three guys trying to make each other laugh, as only they know how."--Container.DVD, NTSC; Dolby digital.
Subjects: Stand-up comedy routines.; Nonfiction television programs.; American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Who stole my spandex? : life in the hot flash lane / by Doyle, Marcia Kester,author.;
"Blogger Marcia Kester Doyle tells it like it is and nothing is off limits. Who Stole My Spandex? is a witty selection of stories from Doyle's madcap world of menopausal pitfalls, wardrobe malfunctions, and a family full of pranksters. This clever compilation includes laugh-out-loud pieces like "Queen of Klutz," "One Size Fits None," and "Hands off my Egg Roll!" From couples' colonoscopies to nightmare holidays to disappearing spandex, no topic -- no matter how crazy or unimaginable -- is too taboo. With a heavy dose of self-deprecating humor, and a dash of sentiment, this marvelous collection of anecdotes will resonate with anyone who's ever felt the call of nature at exactly the wrong time. Welcome to the nuthouse that Marcia Kester Doyle calls home."--Page 4 of cover.
Subjects: Essays.; Humor.; Middle-aged women; Motherhood; Menopause; Motherhood.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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I'll mature when I'm dead [sound recording] : Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood by Barry, Dave.(CARDINAL)732986; Penguin Audio (Firm)(CARDINAL)555589;
The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men) -- If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women -- The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be -- Dance recital -- Technology -- Solving the celebrity problem -- Tips for visiting Miami -- Dog ownership for beginners -- My Hollywood career: the big dumpster -- The ultimate script -- The full coward package -- The health-care crisis -- Colonoscopy -- A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business -- Judaism for Christians -- Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel -- A festival of grimness -- Father of the groom.Produced and directed by Garet Scott.Read by the author.In this collection of eighteen new essays, Dave tackles topics including fatherhood, new fatherhood, self-image, the battle of the sexes, celebrityhood, technology, parenting styles, reality shows, and certain unmentionable medical procedures.
Subjects: Audiobooks.; Audiobooks.; American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 5 / Total copies: 5
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I'll mature when I'm dead : Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood / by Barry, Dave.(CARDINAL)732986;
The elephant and the dandelion : (a defense of men) -- If you will just shut up, I can explain : a man answers questions from women -- The heart of dadness : a letter to a first-time-father-to-be -- Dance recital -- Technology -- Solving the celebrity problem -- Tips for visiting Miami : no. 1: are you insane? -- Dog ownership for beginners -- My Hollywood career : the big dumpster -- 24: The ultimate script -- The full coward package -- The health-care crisis: wash your hands after reading this -- Colonoscopy -- A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business : I sure don't have one -- Judaism for Christians -- Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel -- A festival of grimness -- Father of the groom.In this brilliantly funny exploration of the treacherous state of adulthood by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist, Barry tackles everything from fatherhood to new fatherhood to songs.
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 27 / Total copies: 29
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Endpoint and other poems / by Updike, John.(CARDINAL)138921;
Endpoint -- Other poems -- Stolen -- Frankie Laine -- Doo-wop -- Her coy lover sings out -- Elegy for a real golfer -- Baseball -- To my hurting heft hand -- Claremont hotel, Southwest harbor, Maine -- Angel bones -- Death of a computer -- Colonoscopy -- Levels of air -- Half moon, small cloud -- Lunar eclipse -- Bird caught in my deer netting -- Outliving one's father -- The old bills -- Stretch -- Trees -- TV -- Twinkletape -- Waco -- Saguaros -- Sonnets -- Evening concert, Sainte-Chapelle -- A wee Irish suite -- Paris-Dublin, at night -- Portrush, Northern Ireland -- New Resort hotel, Portmarnock -- Phnom, Penh -- Madurai, India -- Subcontinental -- Fair Helen -- Lucian Freud -- St. Petersburg -- Flying to Florida -- White horizon -- Male voice, from below -- Stripped -- Chambered nautilus -- Tools -- Vacation place -- Tucson -- Thunderstorm in Dorset, Vermont -- December, outdoors -- Light and personal -- To a well-connected mouse -- Duet on Mars -- Mars as bright as Venus -- Elegy -- Country music -- Sweet as apple cider -- Requiem -- Found poem -- For Peter Davison -- For Martha, on her birthday, after her cataract operation.
Subjects: Poetry.; American poetry.;
Available copies: 5 / Total copies: 5
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Menopause confidential : a doctor reveals the secrets to thriving through midlife / by Allmen, Tara,author.(CARDINAL)604685;
Includes bibliographical references (pages 233-239) and index.Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice ... and that everything nice is estrogen -- I am hot! -- My husband thinks I'm crazy -- Menofog rolls in, focus rolls out -- There is no rest for the weary -- The vagina is like Las Vegas, Baby! -- What's the skinny on weight gain? -- To pee or not to pee -- Who is that wrinkly old woman in the mirror? -- Fifty shades of gray ... hair -- It's all about the breast -- Hooray for colonoscopy! -- The latest rap about the Pap -- Sticks and stones can break your bones -- I left my heart in San Francisco -- Potions, patches, and pills, oh my! -- I want to feel like a natural woman -- Do I really have to lift weights too? -- The top five studies that rocked women's health -- Every man needs a gynecologist -- Your story."An authoritative guide to understanding and navigating the hormonal changes and health issues women experience in midlife and beyond, from one of the leading medical experts in the field. The physical changes that occur after women turn forty are unavoidable--and can be unnerving. Menopause affects every aspect of life--from sex and sleep to mood and mental clarity to weight and body temperature. While there are a number of resources available, many are confusing and contradictory. Now, Manhattan gynecologist Dr. Tara Allmen, an experienced, nationally board-certified menopause practitioner and the recipient of the 2015 Doctor's Choice National Award for Obstetrics & Gynecology, shares her knowledge to help women be their happiest and healthiest, and turn this challenging time into an exciting one. Written in her effervescent yet assured voice, Menopause Confidential provides simple strategies and cutting-edge information on: hormonal changes and the symptoms of perimenopause and menopause; the health risks associated with midlife--from cutting through the conflicting opinions and advice about health screenings (Do I really need a colonoscopy? How often should I get a mammogram?) to common medical conditions, such as osteoporosis; various remedies, bothallopathic and natural, to combat symptoms and empower women to make the best choices for their individual needs; practical tips and resources for mitigating the effects of menopause. Fifty-one-year-old Dr. Allmen knows firsthand what women are going through, and shares stories of her own personal travails and solutions. Women can't turn back the clock, but they can take control of their health and flourish in midlife. Menopause Confidential encourages them to be informed, be proactive, and be their greatest selves"--
Subjects: Menopause; Middle-aged women;
Available copies: 9 / Total copies: 12
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