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1,000 unforgettable senior moments : of which we could remember only 254 / by Friedman, Thomas,author.(CARDINAL)527517;
"The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress....minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who's ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers' Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life-only to discover he signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here's a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving a priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered "... Cleopatra?""--
Subjects: Humor.; Anecdotes.; Absent-mindedness; Absent-mindedness;
Available copies: 3 / Total copies: 3
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The absent minded professor [videorecording] by Ames, Leon,1902-1993.; Ames, Leon,1903-; Andrews, Edward,1914-1985.; Andrews, Edward,1915-; Kirk, Tommy.; MacMurray, Fred,1908-1991.; Olson, Nancy,1928-; Reid, Elliott,1920-; Reid, Elliott,1920-2013; Reid, Elliott,1920-2013.; Stevenson, Robert,1905-1986.(CARDINAL)435081; Walsh, Bill,1913-1975.; Wynn, Ed,1886-1966.(CARDINAL)752515; Wynn, Keenan,1916-1986.(CARDINAL)756362; Buena Vista Home Entertainment (Firm)(CARDINAL)340297; Walt Disney Company.(CARDINAL)187989; Walt Disney Pictures.(CARDINAL)346896; Walt Disney Productions.(CARDINAL)140420;
Director of photography, Edward Colman ; film editor, Cotton Warburton ; music, George Bruns.Fred MacMurray, Nancy Olson, Keenan Wynn, Tommy Kirk, Leon Ames, Elliott Reid, Edward Andrews, Ed Wynn.Classic about a professor that invents an anti-gravity substance he names flubber, that makes inanimate objects and people fly.MPAA rating: G.DVD, region 1, widescreen presentation; Dolby Digital surround sound.
Subjects: Children's films.; Comedy films.; Fantasy films.; Feature films.; Films for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Children's films.; Comedy films.; Feature films.; Feature films.; Films for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; College teachers; College teachers; Inventions; Inventions;
Available copies: 3 / Total copies: 8
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The absent-minded professor [videorecording] / by Walsh, Bill,1913-1975.; Stevenson, Robert,1905-1986.(CARDINAL)435081; MacMurray, Fred,1908-1991.; Olson, Nancy,1928-; Wynn, Keenan,1916-1986.(CARDINAL)756362; Kirk, Tommy.; Ames, Leon,1903-; Reid, Elliott,1920-2013.; Andrews, Edward,1915-; Buena Vista Home Entertainment (Firm)(CARDINAL)340297; Walt Disney Pictures.(CARDINAL)346896;
Fred MacMurray, Nancy Olson, Keenan Wynn, Tommy Kirk, Leon Ames, Elliott Reid, Edward Andrews.Classic about a professor that invents an anti-gravity substance he names flubber, that makes inanimate objects and people fly.MPAA rating: G.DVD; Dolby Digital surround.
Subjects: Feature films.; Children's films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; College teachers; Inventions;
Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 3
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The absent-minded professor [videorecording] : son of flunner
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Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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1000* unforgettable senior moments : *of which we could remember only 246 / by Friedman, Thomas.(CARDINAL)527517;
Subjects: Humor.; Absent-mindedness; American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 3
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The absent-minded professor [videorecording] and, Son of Flubber / by Kirk, Tommy.; MacMurray, Fred,1908-1991.; Olson, Nancy,1928-; Stevenson, Robert,1905-1986.; Taylor, Samuel W.(Samuel Woolley),1907-1997.(CARDINAL)146385; Wynn, Keenan,1916-1986.; Disney DVD (Firm); Walt Disney Productions.(CARDINAL)140420;
Director of photography, Edward Colman ; film editor, Cotton Wardburton ; music, George Bruns.Fred MacMurray, Nancy Olson, Keenan Wynn, Tommy Kirk, Ed Wynn.Absent-minded professor: A college professor develops an anti-gravity substance by accident and equips his Model T and his college's basketball player's shoes with it. He tries to convince the Pentagon of its value but has problems with a local crook who wants to profit from the idea.Son of flubber: In this sequel to 'The Absent-Minded Professor, ' the scientist has now invented Flubbergas, and anyone who inhales it floats away.MPAA rating: G.The Absent-minded professor: DVD, region 1; Dolby Digital surround; NTSC; digitally mastered; widescreen 1.66:1. Son of Flubber: DVD, region 1; Dolby Digital mono sound; NTSC; digitally mastered; full screen 1.33:1.
Subjects: Comedy films.; Feature films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Absent-mindedness; College teachers; Science; Scientists;
Available copies: 3 / Total copies: 3
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Good night, Mr. Panda / by Antony, Steve,author,illustrator.(CARDINAL)351860;
It is bedtime and Mr. Panda carefully reminds his friends of the things that they need to do like brushing their teeth, and taking a bath before settling down for the night--but sometimes Mr. Panda can be absentminded, and Lemur has to remind him which bed is his.AD320LAccelerated Reader ARAccelerated Reader AR
Subjects: Fiction.; Picture books.; Absent-mindedness; Animals; Bedtime; Pandas;
Available copies: 28 / Total copies: 39
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Floop's flowers / by Tremblay, Carole,1959-(CARDINAL)683651; Beshwaty, Steve.(CARDINAL)681013;
Floop invites his friend over for a snack and becomes distracted playing after he goes into the garden to pick some flowers.Accelerated Reader AR
Subjects: Children's stories.; Fiction.; Absent-mindedness; Flowers; Friendship; Parties; Friendships.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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Mister Whistler / by Mahy, Margaret,1936-2012(CARDINAL)513035; Bishop, Gavin,1946-illustrator.(CARDINAL)732396;
Mr. Whistler, an absent-minded man, loses his train ticket and earns money when people mistake his searching for dancing.Accelerated Reader AR
Subjects: Fiction.; Absent-mindedness; Dance; Lost articles;
Available copies: 4 / Total copies: 4
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The girl I like forgot her glasses. [manga] / by Fujichika, Koume,author,artist.(CARDINAL)868916; Macalangcom, Adnazeer,letterer.(CARDINAL)885860; Savage, Sawa Matsueda,translator.;
"Mie shares her dreams for the future with Komura, but he struggles to come up with his own. All he can think of is being with Mie! Then Komura feels antsy when Mie talks to another guy. Learning about each other's childhoods brings Komura and Mie closer in new ways. It's time for Komura to face his feelings as the bud of a young teen romance grows!" -- Page [4] cover.T, teen.
Subjects: Comics (Graphic works); Graphic novels.; Humorous fiction.; Manga.; Romance comics.; Romance fiction.; Young adult fiction.; Absent-mindedness; Eyeglasses; High schools; Interpersonal relations;
Available copies: 3 / Total copies: 5
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