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Belle weather : mostly sunny with a chance of scattered hissy fits / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 29 / Total copies: 34
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the mornin' / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 25 / Total copies: 29
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 8 / Total copies: 8
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Stop dressing your six-year old like a skank : and other words of delicate Southern wisdom / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Subjects: Humor.; American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 35 / Total copies: 40
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Bless your heart, tramp / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Ideas about family, fashion, and other topics from the "belle-by-birth" who says, "I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys.'"--Page 83.
Subjects: American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 14 / Total copies: 15
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the mornin' [sound recording] / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Read by the author.Essays poke fun at such subjects as cat whisperers, action-figure Jesus dolls, and celebrity self-improvement tips.
Subjects: American wit and humor.; Audiobooks.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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27 views of Wilmington : the Port City in prose & poetry / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Includes bibliographical references.27 Views of Wilmington: The Port City in Prose & Poetry is the latest in Eno's popular series of local anthologies. The book showcases the literary life of one of North Carolina's most popular cities by featuring the works of more than two dozen hometown writers. The result is a mosaic of perspectives about life in the Port City in a variety of genres--journalism, history, fiction, poetry, and more.
Subjects: Essays.; Fiction.; Literature.; Poetry.; Short stories.; American essays; American poetry; Short stories, American;
Available copies: 7 / Total copies: 8
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We're just like you, only prettier : confessions of a tarnished southern belle / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
Subjects: Anecdotes.; Humor.; Rivenbark, Celia; Rivenbark, Celia; American wit and humor.; Women; Women; Women.; Womyn.;
Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 2
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We're just like you, only prettier : confessions of a tarnished southern belle / by Rivenbark, Celia,author.(CARDINAL)265532;
A selection of essays takes a humorous look at Southern life and style as it covers such topics as why the Sopranos could never survive down South, couple therapy Southern style, and how to become white trash.
Subjects: Anecdotes.; Humor.; Rivenbark, Celia; Rivenbark, Celia; Women; Women; American wit and humor.; Women.; Womyn.;
Available copies: 58 / Total copies: 63
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Rude bitches make me tired : slightly profane and entirely logical answers to modern etiquette dilemmas / by Rivenbark, Celia.(CARDINAL)265532;
"Celia Rivenbark's seventh book, Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, is an always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for real-life manners quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: It doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). In this book, Celia Rivenbark: Navigates the agonies of check splitting ("who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?") Explores the baffling aspects of airline travel ("Recline Monster" and other animals) Discusses the art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more) Expounds upon gym and locker etiquette ("no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked") Examines the conundrums of office manners (Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst) And much more! Good manners have never been more fun!"--"The funniest, New York Times bestselling southern humorist delivers a book of etiquette for the modern age. Celia Rivenbark's seventh book, Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, is an always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for real-life manners quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: It doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). In this book, Celia Rivenbark: Navigates the agonies of check splitting ("who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?") Explores the baffling aspects of airline travel ("Recline Monster" and other animals) Discusses the art of the visit (always leave them wanting more. much more) Expounds upon gym and locker etiquette ("no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked") Examines the conundrums of office manners (Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst) And much more! Good manners have never been more fun!"--
Subjects: Humor.; Etiquette;
Available copies: 17 / Total copies: 21
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