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The bible of unspeakable truths / by Gutfeld, Greg.(CARDINAL)642582;

A content of tables -- Media assjackets -- Political crap -- Stupid brats -- Obligatory sex junk -- Things that are stupid -- Pets and the people who touch them -- Celebrity psychosis -- Racial junk and junk that's racial -- Stuff you put in your face -- Gender studying -- Health mulch -- Terror and other unimportant stuff -- Society, culture and other vague chapter headings -- Sporting sport sports -- Religion and morality (don't worry, it's short) -- Crime and the criminals who crime it -- Drugs and how much I hate (meaning miss) them -- Miscellany (i.e. really great stuff that pretty much could -- Go anywhere but ended up here because I'm lazy).

Subjects: Humor.; American wit and humor.; Conduct of life; Mass media;

Available copies: 5 / Total copies: 5

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The joy of hate : how to triumph over whiners in the age of phony outrage / by Gutfeld, Greg.(CARDINAL)642582;

The tolerant tadpole -- My big fat gay Muslim bar -- The war on moobs -- Fluked for life -- The bigot spigot -- The vagina demagogues -- A pep smear -- Butch Cassidy and the Subsidized Kid -- A really bad day at the office -- To Obama, borders was nothing but a bookstore -- Working at the Death Star -- A pack of lies -- Winners and looters -- The pirates of penance -- I'm okay, you should die -- Unreal estate -- Poop stars -- Stalin grads -- The joke stops here -- Roll models -- The pig pass -- Harmed forces -- The song remains so lame -- Fat kids are the biggest targets -- The skeptic tank -- Wooly bullies -- The bard of Brentwood -- The end of hate.The host of the Fox News Channel's "Red Eye" uses countless examples from today's headlines to replace what he sees as the idiocy of open-mindedness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people.

Subjects: Humor.; Liberalism; Political correctness; Political participation; Patriotism;

Available copies: 16 / Total copies: 16

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How to be right : the art of being persuasively correct / by Gutfeld, Greg,author.(CARDINAL)642582;

Why we're evil -- Why the right loses arguments -- The joke's on you -- The riposte: how to win with left-wing dirty tricks -- Find the right's Obama -- Discarding your outrage -- How to be a successful miscreant, like me -- Don't be a professional -- Outcompassion them! -- Hijack the language -- Co-opt their grievances -- Link real life to fatuous belief -- Break the scold mold -- Embrace the inner skeptic -- Look like them -- Stop eating your moderates -- Ombudsing your buddies -- How to be right: using metaphors, similes, and other crap -- Say junk that people remember -- Three things always beat two things -- Use your mom -- Be Columbo -- Cross-dress -- Fill-ins for liberals -- Use their silence to speak volumes -- Stunts: or, how an idiotic, absurd act of stupidity can reveal a truth about life and other crap -- Find your inner drunk -- The game at the bar.The Fox News star outlines his rules and tricks for winning any argument against a liberal by using patience, research, humor, and creative thinking. Revealing the strategies that have helped him keep a steady job for almost three decades. Gutfield gives readers the tools they'll need to argue, influence, and convince their friends, family and foes throughout the 2016 election cycle. --Publisher's description.

Subjects: Humor.; Conservatism; Political correctness; Political culture; Political satire, American.;

Available copies: 5 / Total copies: 6

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The plus [sound recording] : self-help for people who hate self-help / by Gutfeld, Greg(CARDINAL)642582;

Read by the author.In this book, Greg Gutfeld teaches you how to brainwash yourself into better behavior, retaining the pluses in your life and eliminating the minuses. His approach to self-help is simple, and perfect for cynics; it's not about positive thinking in the short term, it's about positive being in the long term.

Subjects: Self-actualization (Psychology);

Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1

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Not cool : the hipster elite and their war on you / by Gutfeld, Greg.(CARDINAL)642582;

Unctuous occupations and popular pursuits -- The pitiful ploy of the bad boy -- The deep creep -- You pray, they decay -- Treating crazies like daisies -- Addiction to accolades -- How Mike and Carol crushed the feral -- Doing the wrong thing -- Killer cool -- The cool's war on warmth -- How heathens become hip -- A magazine for murderers -- Sonnets for Tsarnaev -- Pure idiocy -- The deadly do-rights -- Nuking the nuclear family -- The guilty parties -- The war on warriors -- Bling before balls -- Southern discomfort -- The rebels of romance -- The carnal carnival -- Gunning for attention -- Homages to homicides -- The orientation express -- The rebel bootlicker -- The rise of the free radical -- Axing the appetite for adulation.Presents a humorous plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool, from building businesses and protecting freedom at home and abroad to taking responsibility for one's actions and leaving other people alone to live as they please.Behind every awful, dangerous decision lurks one evil beast: the Cool. From politics to the personal, from fashion to food, from the campus to the locker room, the desire to be cool has infected all aspects of our lives. At its most harmless, it is annoying. At its worst, it is deadly, on a massive scale. The Cool are the termites of life, infiltrating every nook and cranny and destroying it from within. The Cool report the news, write the scripts, teach our children, run our government--and each day they pass judgment on those who don't worship their coolness. The cool fawn over terrorists, mock the military, and denigrate employers. They are, in short, awful people. In Not Cool, Greg Gutfeld, host of Red Eye and cohost of The Five, and bestselling author of The Joy Of Hate, lays out the battle plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool (building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please). Not Cool fights back against the culture of phonies, elitists, and creeps who want your soul. It's not a book, it's a weapon--and one should be armed with it at all times.

Subjects: Humor.; Conduct of life; Elite (Social sciences);

Available copies: 15 / Total copies: 15

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The Gutfeld monologues : classic rants from The Five / by Gutfeld, Greg,author.(CARDINAL)642582;

An interactive and annotated collection of Fox News star and New York Times bestselling author Greg Gutfeld's sharp, hilarious monologues on everything from politics to pop culture--updated with new commentary for the current day.Identity politics -- Law and order -- Hollywood -- Islamic terror -- The environment -- The campus -- The sexes.

Subjects: Humor.; Five (Televison program);

Available copies: 13 / Total copies: 14

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The plus : self-help for people who hate self-help / by Gutfeld, Greg,author.(CARDINAL)642582;

From New York Times bestselling author Greg Gutfeld comes a self-help book for those who don't believe in self-help. Modern life grows emptier and emptier as society becomes increasingly polarized, and even those who don't subscribe to New Age beliefs are seeking comfort and meaning. In The Plus, Greg shows how skeptics too can advance themselves for the betterment of their lives and the healing of their communities -- advising readers with his trademark humor and skepticism how to command ourselves to make positive decisions.

Subjects: Self-help publications.; Humor.; Self-actualization (Psychology); Decision making.;

Available copies: 11 / Total copies: 11

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The king of late night / by Gutfeld, Greg,author.(CARDINAL)642582;

"Greg Gutfeld is back with a hilarious essay collection about how he destroyed the mainstream late night landscape of heavyweights and became host of the #1 late night show in all of television. With his signature wit and whip-smart humor, Greg reveals never-before-told stories of his upbringing and early career, what it's like going head-to-head with the liberal media, and what it took to flip the script on the comedy landscape. How did the former health magazine editor take a show in a throwaway time slot in the middle of the night and turn it into a cult classic? And how did that show, Redeye, catapult Greg to The Five, the most watched show on TV, and GUTFELD!, his own late-night spot, with millions of viewers each night? Buckle up, because this story is one hell of a ride, especially if Greg is driving."--

Subjects: Autobiographies.; Essays.; Humor.; Gutfeld, Greg.; Conservatism; Political correctness; Political satire, American.; Television personalities;

Available copies: 18 / Total copies: 25

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The king of late night [sound recording] / by Gutfeld, Greg,author,narrator.(CARDINAL)642582; Heyborne, Kirby,narrator.(CARDINAL)547280;

Read by Kirby Heyborne ; with an introduction read by the author.Greg Gutfeld is back with a hilarious essay collection about how he destroyed the mainstream late night landscape of heavyweights and became host of the #1 late night show in all of television. With his signature wit and whip-smart humor, Greg reveals never-before-told stories of his upbringing and early career, what it is like going head-to-head with the liberal media, and what it took to flip the script on the comedy landscape.

Subjects: Autobiographies.; Essays.; Audiobooks.; Humor.; Gutfeld, Greg.; Television personalities; Conservatism; Political correctness; Political satire, American.;

Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 2

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Just Tyrus : a memoir / by Tyrus,1973-author.;

"The product of a 1970s mixed marriage, George Murdoch learned to fight early in life, fending off both race-baiting bullies and the demons of a dysfunctional home. Couch surfing all through high school and most of college, the quick-witted, sharp-tongued giant played football, ran drugs, and bounced at clubs to try to survive. After a false start with the WWE, he eventually became Snoop Dogg's bodyguard and traveled the world with the hip hop legend, biding his time and honing his rap. When the WWE urged him to return, George became 'Brodus Clay' and, for the next several years, reinvented himself numerous times under the watchful mentorship of the legendary Dusty Rhodes, 'the American Dream.' He was eventually christened 'Tyrus,' and shortly after, a chance social media encounter with Greg Gutfeld at Fox News resulted in Tyrus finding a new skill: sage social commentator. Ferociously funny, blunt, and tenacious, Just Tyrus traces his unlikely and spectacular rise. As always with Tyrus, it's in-your-face and offers no apologies."--

Subjects: Autobiographies.; Biographies.; Tyrus, 1973-; Wrestlers;

Available copies: 20 / Total copies: 23

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