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Bullets to bandages : life inside the Israel Defense Forces / by Terris, Mark,M.D.,author.;
Life in the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) is challenging, physically and emotionally. This is the true story of the daily life of the author and three of his army buddies inside the IDF as they mature from adolescents to young men with humor and friendship.
Subjects: Autobiographies.; Biographies.; Terris, Mark, M.D.; Israel. Tseva haganah le-Yiśraʼel.; Military education;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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I am america : (and so can you!) / by Colbert, Stephen,1964-(CARDINAL)346048; Brumm, Michael C.(CARDINAL)220352; Colbert, Stephen,1964-(CARDINAL)346048; Dahm, Rich.(CARDINAL)657315; Dinello, Paul.(CARDINAL)670313; Silverman, Allison.(CARDINAL)558568;
My American childhood -- The family -- Old people -- Animals -- Religion -- My American adolescence -- Sports -- Sex & dating -- Homosexuals -- Higher education -- Hollywood -- My American maturity -- Media -- Class war -- Race -- Immigrants -- Science -- Note to the future -- What have we learned? -- How to retire this book -- Appendix: the White House correspondents' dinner.From the host of television's comedy-punditry show The Colbert Report, comes the book to fill the other 23 hours of your day. This book contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast, his most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form. Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.--From publisher description.
Subjects: Humor.; Colbert, Stephen, 1964-; American wit and humor.; Political culture; Political satire, American.; Social values; Television personalities;
Available copies: 42 / Total copies: 49
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I'm not judgin'-- I'm just sayin' / by Lundholm, Mark,actorauthor.; Dogwad Entertainment.; Mark Lundholm Enterprise,actorauthor.;
Mark Lundholm.Recorded live at Luther Burbank Center, Santa Rosa, CA."I'm not judgin...I'm just sayin brings you more of Mark Lundholm's tradmark humor, with a blend of edgy, in-your-face comedy and hilarious stories, mixed in with a motivating and inspiring message from someone who has truly 'been there, done that' and lived to tell about it"--Container.Suitable for mature audiences.DVD, full screen presentation.
Subjects: Substance abuse; Drug addicts;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Grand theft auto V [video game]. by Rockstar Games (Firm);
"When a young street hustler, a retired bank robber and a terrifying psychopath find themselves entangled with some of the most frightening and deranged elements of the criminal underworld, the U.S. government and the entertainment industry, they must pull off a series of dangerous heists to survive in a ruthless city in which they can trust nobody, least of all each other"--ContainerESRB content rating: M, Mature 17+ (intense violence, blood and gore, nudity, mature humor, strong language, strong sexual content, use of drugs and alcohol).System requirements: PlayStation 4 game system; 59 GB minimum; HD video output 1080p; DualShock 4; PS4 remote play; online play (optional); player data transfer subject to certain limits and requirements. Online requirements: online multiplayer requires PlayStation Plus membership; access to exclusive content requires Rockstar Games Social Club Account; PSN online features require broadband Internet service and a Sony Entertainment Network (SEN) account. Blu-ray Disc.
Subjects: Action adventure video games.; 2D video games.; Video games.; Automobile theft; Crime; Criminals; Sony video games.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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Abnormal / by Lundholm, Mark,actorauthor.; Dogwad Entertainment.; Mark Lundholm Enterprise,actorauthor.;
Mark Lundholm.Recorded live at a Northern California recovery convention."This all-new show brings you more of Mark's unroariously funny, yet no-holds-barred approach to a tough subject. Captured in a live performance at a Northern California recovery convention in 2010, this show features Mark at his best. He brings his unique and hilariously funny insights with his trademark 'I'm not judgin' approach, Mark captures and inspires an audience of people in recovery, their families and friends, and speaks to them in a way that only someone who's been in their shoes can fully understand"--Container.R-rated and suitable for mature audiences.DVD, full screen presentation.
Subjects: Substance abuse; Drug addicts;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Little Fockers [videorecording] / by Hamburg, John,1970-(CARDINAL)786459; Stuckey, Larry.; Weitz, Paul,1966-(CARDINAL)847479; Stiller, Ben,1965-(CARDINAL)532512; Hoffman, Dustin,1937-(CARDINAL)348257; De Niro, Robert.(CARDINAL)184450; Polo, Teri,1969-; Wilson, Owen,1968-(CARDINAL)349053; Trask, Stephen.(CARDINAL)841406; Universal Pictures (Firm)(CARDINAL)318695; Universal Studios Home Entertainment (Firm)(CARDINAL)344011;
Director of photography, Remi Adefarasin ; editors, Greg Hayden, Leslie Jones, Myron I. Kerstein ; music, Stephen Trask.Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson.Greg Focker has finally begun to earn the respect of his ex-CIA father-in-law Jack Byrnes, but one important test still lies ahead: will Greg prove that he has what it takes to be the family's next 'Godfocker', or will the circle of trust be broken for good?MPAA rating: PG-13; for mature sexual humor throughout, language and some drug content.DVD ; anamorphic widescreen (1.85:1) presentation ; Dolby digital 5.1 surround (English, French and Spanish) and DVS 2.0 stereo. surround (English).
Subjects: Feature films.; Video recordings for the hearing impaired.; Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Feature films.; Parents-in-law; Abuelos;
Available copies: 22 / Total copies: 29
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Rumor has it [videorecording] : /
Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner, Shirley MacLaine, Mark Ruffalo, Richard Jenkins, Mena Suvari.Sarah has finally agreed to marry her boyfriend Jeff, but isn't sure if marriage is what she wants. Now she's on her way home to attend her sister's wedding, which means spending a lot of time with the tennis-obsessed Pasadena family that she's never felt quite a part of. It isn't until Sarah stumbles into a well-kept family secret that she starts to question her roots and sets off in search of the man who may have answers the she has been looking for.MPAA rating: PG-13; for mature thematic material, sexual content, crude humor and a drug reference.Digital video disc.System requirements:
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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I'll mature when I'm dead [sound recording] : Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood by Barry, Dave.(CARDINAL)732986; Penguin Audio (Firm)(CARDINAL)555589;
The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men) -- If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women -- The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be -- Dance recital -- Technology -- Solving the celebrity problem -- Tips for visiting Miami -- Dog ownership for beginners -- My Hollywood career: the big dumpster -- The ultimate script -- The full coward package -- The health-care crisis -- Colonoscopy -- A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business -- Judaism for Christians -- Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel -- A festival of grimness -- Father of the groom.Produced and directed by Garet Scott.Read by the author.In this collection of eighteen new essays, Dave tackles topics including fatherhood, new fatherhood, self-image, the battle of the sexes, celebrityhood, technology, parenting styles, reality shows, and certain unmentionable medical procedures.
Subjects: Audiobooks.; Audiobooks.; American wit and humor.;
Available copies: 5 / Total copies: 5
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Getting good at getting older / by Siegel, Richard,1947-author.(CARDINAL)813497; Geller, Laura,1950-author.(CARDINAL)815774;
Changing your life for (the) good -- Cooking up new rituals -- Putting the life in lifelong learning -- Discovering your inner pilgrim -- Exercising for sages in training -- Gaining wisdom: tools and resources -- Honoring your father and mother -- Caring for (and feeding) adult children -- Teaching your (children's) children well -- Rekindling the flame -- Acquiring for yourself a friend -- Finding community in all the right places -- Getting along: tools and resources -- Staying fit is a mitzvah -- Taking care of your (emotional) self -- Visiting someone who's sick -- Living in the land of the sick -- Mourning and moving on -- Regarding my body -- Getting better: tools and resources -- Getting your stuff together -- Planning for what you don't want to plan for -- Putting the fun in funeral planning -- Talking about life and death -- Getting ready: tools and resources -- Giving a damn and getting involved -- Making purpose your true north -- Volunteering with its joys (and occasional oys) -- Giving with no possibility of being repaid -- Touching the future through mentoring -- Giving back: tools and resources -- Giving strategically to make real change -- Mixing community and philanthropy -- Leaving a legacy, not a landfill -- Telling your story -- Remembering me like this -- Giving away: tools and resources."From the creator of the best-selling The Jewish Catalog comes Getting Good at Getting Older, a tour for all of us "of a certain age" through the resources and skills we need to navigate the years between maturity and old age. It brings humor, warmth, and 4,000 years of Jewish experience to the question of how to shape this new stage of life"--
Subjects: Aging;
Available copies: 3 / Total copies: 3
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Meet the Parents 3: Little Fockers / by Hamburg, John,1970-ProducerAuthor(DLC)no2002074559; Stuckey, Larry,Author(DLC)no2011051907; Weitz, Paul,1966-Director(DLC)no 00036335; Stiller, Ben,1965-Actor(DLC)no 97065697; Hoffman, Dustin,1937-Actor(DLC)n 80148797; De Niro, Robert,ActorProducer(DLC)n 85231405; Polo, Teri,1969-Actor(DLC)no2002074560; Danner, Blythe,Actor(DLC)n 83151608; Streisand, Barbra,Actor(DLC)n 80144605; Alba, Jessica,1981-Actor(DLC)no 99002172; Dern, Laura,Actor(DLC)n 93083179; Keitel, Harvey,Actor(DLC)no 92003380; Wilson, Owen,1968-Actor(DLC)no 97077233; Trask, Stephen,Musical director(DLC)n 00024905; Universal Pictures (Firm)(DLC)n 83146749 ; Universal Studios Home Entertainment (Firm),Production company(DLC)no2006015955;
Director of photography, Remi Adefarasin ; editors, Greg Hayden, Leslie Jones, Myron I. Kerstein ; music, Stephen Trask.Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, Barbra Streisand, Jessica Alba, Laura Dern, Harvey Keitel.Greg Focker has finally begun to earn the respect of his ex-CIA father-in-law, Jack Byrnes but one important test still lies ahead: will Greg prove that he has what it takes to be the family's next 'Godfocker', or will the circle of trust be broken for good?MPAA rating: PG-13; for mature sexual humor throughout, language and some drug content.DVD, region 1, anamorphic widescreen (1.85:1) presentation; Dolby digital 5.1 surround (English, French and Spanish) and DVS 2.0 stereo. surround (English).
Subjects: Video recordings for people with visual disabilities.; Feature films.; Comedy films.; Parents-in-law; Families; Inheritance and succession; Abuelos;
Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 2
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