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Baby laughs : the naked truth about the first year of mommy hood / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
Subjects: Humor.; Infants; Motherhood; Mothers; Motherhood.; Mothers.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Baby laughs : the naked truth about the first year of mommyhood / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
New mothers and fathers will find much-needed relief and insight in this sometimes touching, sometimes gritty, but always perceptive and outrageously funny account of what it truly means to have your very own small bundle of joy.--publisher description
Subjects: Humor.; Infants; Motherhood; Mothers; Motherhood.; Mothers.;
Available copies: 9 / Total copies: 11
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Mother warriors [large print] : a nation of parents healing autism against all odds / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
Author Jenny McCarthy, who wrote "Louder Than Words," expands her message on autistic children as she shares recovery stories from parents across the country; she also shares her own journey as an autism advocate and mother as well as the progress of her son Evan.9-12
Subjects: Large print books.; Biographies.; Parents of autistic children;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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Mother warriors : a nation of parents healing autism against all odds / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
Includes bibliographical references (pages 223-224).1. THE TIME IS NOW. Opening the can of worms -- Imagine -- "I'm not crazy!" -- Diane Sawyer rocks! -- Stan the Man -- Nothing can stop me: not even Barbara Walters -- Home sweet home -- The magnitude of pain -- Speaking of the devil -- At this moment in time, the American Academy of Pediatrics sucks -- 2. STRENGTH IN NUMBERS. Michelle Woods -- Canaries in the coal mine -- Amazing Maisie -- Lisa Ackerman -- Siblings -- What a "trip" -- Becky Behnan -- My autism whisperer -- Katie Wright -- The power of believing -- Samantha Gray -- God help us -- Stan Kurtz -- Committing -- Branson's miracle -- Barbara Walters is not so scary after all! -- Gina Tembenis -- Guardian angel -- Collective awakening -- A mother warrior is-- -- Generation rescue -- Resources -- DAN! doctor directory.The best-selling author of Louder Than Words shares stories of support and healing as submitted by parents of autistic children from all over the country, in a volume that also touches on the author's own experiences as an advocate for her son.
Subjects: Biographies.; Autism.; Parents of autistic children;
Available copies: 20 / Total copies: 24
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Love, lust, & faking it : the naked truth about sex, lies, and true romance / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
Pt. 1. LOVE... Finding your first love -- My endless love -- Getting dumped -- Why do we love who we love? -- Prove your love: tattoo it! -- How to love yourself: a lesson from Byron Katie -- Masturbation: the other kind of self-love -- If I can't have you . . . no one will: abusive relationships -- Chocolate -- Dating the Teletubby -- Couples counseling -- The power of a loving No -- Breaking up: how do you know when it's over? -- Pt. 2. LUST... Fantasies: our secret life -- Sexual harassment -- STDs: the gift that keeps on giving -- Threesomes -- Fetishes: the need to get kinky -- What happens in Vegas... -- Astrological signs: best sex partners according to the stars -- Cheating: thou shalt not covet another vagina -- Sex facts: did you know... ? Man junk and lady bits -- Me so horny -- The perfect booty call -- Songs to do the nasty to -- Pt. 3. FAKING IT... Boobies: just clumps of fat -- The facade: love the fake me -- Aphrodisiacs: so we don't have to fake it! -- Lights off in the bedroom! -- When botox goes bad -- Women: the masters of manipulation -- The making of a Polish porn star -- Brad Pitt -- What are friends for? -- My Buddhahood.Inveterate truth teller McCarthy providesa funny, often poignant, and no-holds-barred look at the essence of relationships: love and sex. Jenny explores the intensity of first love, introducing us to Tony, the boy of her teenage dreams, and Tubby, her dirty, sexy stuffed teddy bear. She takes us on a whirlwind tour of the world of aphrodisiacs and fetishes, explains the importance of playing doctor and other nice and naughty fantasies, and gives thanks for the pleasures of chocolate. And she sets the story straight on STDs, man junk and lady bits, why we really cheat, why women are master manipulators, the virtues of sex with the lights off, the power of a "loving no," the satisfaction of the perfect booty call, and much more. Throughout, Jenny reminds us to aim higher, believe in true love, and, most of all, be kind to ourselves.--From publisher description.
Subjects: Lust.; Women; Women.; Womyn.;
Available copies: 4 / Total copies: 6
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Belly laughs : the naked truth about pregnancy and childbirth / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
So you got knocked up? (getting pregnant) -- Honey, your sperm really do work! (pregnancy test) -- Barf-o-rama (morning sickness) -- Niagara in my pants (vaginal discharge) -- Psycho chick (hormonal rage) -- Holy shit, I think I hard-boiled my baby!! (taking hot baths) -- Granny panties (letting go of the g-string) -- I can either pee on you or you can get the hell out of my way! (frequent pee breaks) -- Passing stonehenge (constipation) -- Is it a penis or a vagina? (finding out the sex) -- Can I have amustard sandwich with pickles, anchovies, peanut butter, and a little cottage cheese? -- Oh, and throw a few fish sticks on there! (cravings) -- Where in the hell can I find a muumuu? (nothing to wear) -- Freddy Kruger ain't got nothing on me! (dreams) -- Is that an apple on your rectum or are you happy to see me? (hemorrhoids) -- Hi, porn star! (engorged breasts) -- Ready and squeeze your kegels (an exercise for the vagina) -- Well, it's not 1972 anymore! (baby boomers explaining how it was in their day) -- A sewer tank explode or did you just fart? (gas) -- Hands off, dude! (strangers touching your belly) -- I can't see! I'm bleeding! I can't stand it!! (weird and painful bits and pieces) -- Www.ihavetostopbuyingbabyshit.com (online baby stores) -- Is it hot in here or is it just me? it's just me (hot flashes and fainting spells) -- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhhh! I'll take another one of those please! (orgasms in pregnancy) -- The crying game (hormonal blues) -- So, anyways, like I was saying wait, what was I saying? (wandering mind) -- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest pregnant lady of them all? clearly not you, lady! (face acne and rashes) -- It's a bird!! it's a plane!! no, it's a really swollen pregnant lady! (water retention) -- The McRib sandwich (back pain) -- Headaches (headaches duh) -- That ain't my ass!! (cellulite again) -- No, not yet! I'm not ready for this yet! (premature labor) -- Poopin' on the table (the dark side of delivery) -- The blue twinkies (your swollen vagina)-- Die, model bitch, die! (hating skinny people -- Ooooh! I think I felt the baby move or maybe it's just gas (baby kicks) -- Organizing freak (your nesting instinct) -- Breathing for dummies (Lamaze) -- What the fu*k are these? (stretch marks) -- I justneed to lie down for like five minutes, okay maybe three months (sleepiness) -- Pig in the pasture (sex in the ninth month) -- The moment of truth (labor and delivery) -- Husband no no's.
Subjects: Humor.; Pregnancy;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 2
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Belly laughs : the naked truth about pregnancy and childbirth / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
Subjects: Pregnancy; Childbirth;
Available copies: 4 / Total copies: 10
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Belly laughs : the naked truth about pregnancy and childbirth / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-author.(CARDINAL)532500;
So you got knocked up? (getting pregnant) -- Honey, your sperm really do work! (pregnancy test) -- Barf-o-rama (morning sickness) -- Niagara in my pants (vaginal discharge) -- Psycho chick (hormonal rage) -- Holy shit, I think I hard-boiled my baby! (taking hot baths) -- Granny panties (letting go of the g-string) -- I can either pee on you or you can get the hell out of my way! (frequent pee breaks) -- Passing stonehenge (constipation) -- Is it a penis or a vagina? (finding out the sex) -- Can I have a mustard sandwich with pickles, anchovies, peanut butter, and a little cottage cheese? ... oh, and throw a few fish sticks on there! (cravings) -- Where in the hell can I find a muumuu? (nothing to wear) -- Freddy Kruger ain't got nothing on me! (dreams) -- Is that an apple on your rectum, or are you happy to see me? (hemorrhoids) -- Hi, porn star! (engorged breasts) -- Ready and squeeze ... your kegels (an exercise for the vagina) -- Well, it's not 1972 anymore! (baby boomers explaining how it was in their day) -- Did a sewer tank explode, or did you just fart? (gas) -- Hands off, dude! (strangers touching your belly) -- I can't see! I'm bleeding! I can't stand it! (weird and painful bits and pieces) -- Www.ihavetostopbuyingbabyshit.com (on-line baby stores) -- Is it hot in here or is it just me? ... it's just me (hot flashes and fainting spells) -- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhhh! ... I'll take another one of those please! (orgasms in pregnancy) -- The crying game (hormonal blues) -- So, anyway, like I was saying ... wait, what was I saying? (wandering mind) -- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest pregnant lady of them all? clearly not you, lady! (face acne and rashes) -- It's a bird! it's a plane!! no, it's a really swollen pregnant lady! (water retention) -- The McRib sandwich (back pain) -- Headaches (headaches ... duh) -- That ain't my ass! (cellulite gain) -- No, not yet! I'm not ready for this yet! (premature labor) -- Poopin' on the table (the dark side of delivery) -- The blue twinkies (your swollen vagina) -- Die, model bitch, die! (hating skinny people) -- Ooooh! I think I felt the baby move ... or maybe it's just gas (baby kicks) -- Organizing freak (your nesting instinct) -- Breathing for dummies (Lamaze) -- What the fu*k are these? (stretch marks) -- I just need to lie down for, like, five minutes ... okay, maybe three months (sleepiness) -- Pig in the pasture (sex in the ninth month) -- The moment of truth (labor and delivery) -- Let me repeat (husband no no's).When it first hit bookstores in 2004, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy's Belly Laughs became a New York Times' bestseller, popular for its candid discussion of the joys of pregnancy, the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, plus the forgetfulness, crankiness, and constant worry. Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail, from morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery.Description based on print version record.
Subjects: Electronic books.; Humor.; Pregnancy;
Available copies: 2 / Total copies: 2
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All I can handle-- I'm no Mother Teresa : a life raising three daughters with autism / by Stagliano, Kim.(CARDINAL)501435; McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
Kim Stagliano's electrifying and hilarious memoir of her family's journey raising three daughters with autism. In these stories, Stagliano has joined the ranks of David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs with her ability to lay everything on the table--from family, friends, and enemies to basement floods to birthdays to (possible) heroin addictions--eviscerating and celebrating the absurd. From her love of Howard Stern to her increasing activism in the autism community and exhaustive search for treatments that will help her daughters, she covers it all.--From publisher description.
Subjects: Autobiographies.; Stagliano, Kim.; Autistic children; Mothers of children with disabilities; Mothers and daughters.;
Available copies: 1 / Total copies: 1
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Stirring the pot : my recipe for getting what you want out of life / by McCarthy, Jenny,1972-(CARDINAL)532500;
The View host and New York Times bestselling author presents some of her outrageous musings about her roller coaster life -- from her wacky experiences in show business to her screwball forays into healing "therapies," from her frontline reporting of single motherhood in midlife to a goofy attempt to reclaim her last name from Joe McCarthy.
Subjects: Autobiographies.; McCarthy, Jenny, 1972-; Television personalities;
Available copies: 8 / Total copies: 8
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